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WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING HORSES FOR SALE.
ALL HORSES ARE IN GOOD HEALTH, AND CAN BE COUGHT.
PICTURE TOP LEFT; THIS IS A 3YR OLD OLD FILLY, A 2 YR OLD FILLY AND A 1YR OLD FILLY
ASKING PRICE IS 500.00 400.00 300.00
PICTURE TOP RIGHT; THIS IS REBEL TENN WALKER 15 YR OLD, GAITED HE HAS A RUNNING WALK THAT WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP. THE CHESTNUT
THE GREY IS DIXIE A 9YR OLD REG PAINT.
ASKING PRICE FOR REBEL IS. 700 OR BEST OFFER
ASKING PRICE FOR DIXIE IS. 1000.00 OR BEST OFFER AND SHE IS BREAD.
THE PICTURE IN BOTTOM LEFT IS MAVERICK OUR STUD, A QUARTER HORSE OFF THE KING RANCH
THE PALAMINO MARE IS SWEETY OUR BRUDE MARE.
THEY ARE THE DAD AND MOM OF THE GIRLS IN TOP LEFT.
WE ARE ASKING 1500.00 FOR MAVERICK, AND 1200.00 FOR SWEETY,SHE IS BREAD BACK.
BOTTOM IS MAVERICK OUR STUD. ONE MAN OF A HORSE.
PLEASE CALL BILL OR SANDY AT 000-000-0000 FOR MORE PICTURES OR ANY QUESTIONS
OR TO MAKE A REAL OFFER ON ALL OR ONE.
THANK YOU
This ad just makes me feel... awkward. I guess other than the terrible spelling and breeding, the rest of the ad isn't that terrible, but that last sentence just makes me feel squeeky.
Thanks to Lindsey H.!

1 thoughts:
July 25, 2010 2:19 PM
Wow. Just wow. I think my favorite line is "BOTTOM IS MAVERICK OUR STUD. ONE MAN OF A HORSE." That's the best you can say about your stallion? Yep, that makes him worthy of reproducing and passing on his genes -- he's one MAN of a horse! Where's the gelding bus when you need it?
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