Bad Ways to Sell Your Horse

Swimming =/= Everything

2010-07-16T16:19:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse - Posts 301-400

I have a 4 year old buckskin. fully broke. chestnut colored. 0000000000. ask for jeannie. asking $800. dont have tack or the time to ride her. she loads an unloads fine. you can swim her also. she does pretty much everything.

Yes, that's right. If she loads, unloads, and swims she does "just about everything." Nevermind actual riding.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Cumby, TX

2010-07-14T11:48:00.003-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse - Posts 301-400

WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING HORSES FOR SALE.
ALL HORSES ARE IN GOOD HEALTH, AND CAN BE COUGHT.

PICTURE TOP LEFT; THIS IS A 3YR OLD OLD FILLY, A 2 YR OLD FILLY AND A 1YR OLD FILLY
ASKING PRICE IS 500.00 400.00 300.00

PICTURE TOP RIGHT; THIS IS REBEL TENN WALKER 15 YR OLD, GAITED HE HAS A RUNNING WALK THAT WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP. THE CHESTNUT
THE GREY IS DIXIE A 9YR OLD REG PAINT.
ASKING PRICE FOR REBEL IS. 700 OR BEST OFFER
ASKING PRICE FOR DIXIE IS. 1000.00 OR BEST OFFER AND SHE IS BREAD.

THE PICTURE IN BOTTOM LEFT IS MAVERICK OUR STUD, A QUARTER HORSE OFF THE KING RANCH
THE PALAMINO MARE IS SWEETY OUR BRUDE MARE.
THEY ARE THE DAD AND MOM OF THE GIRLS IN TOP LEFT.
WE ARE ASKING 1500.00 FOR MAVERICK, AND 1200.00 FOR SWEETY,SHE IS BREAD BACK.

BOTTOM IS MAVERICK OUR STUD. ONE MAN OF A HORSE.

PLEASE CALL BILL OR SANDY AT 000-000-0000 FOR MORE PICTURES OR ANY QUESTIONS
OR TO MAKE A REAL OFFER ON ALL OR ONE.

THANK YOU

This ad just makes me feel... awkward. I guess other than the terrible spelling and breeding, the rest of the ad isn't that terrible, but that last sentence just makes me feel squeeky.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Gelden

2010-07-12T13:51:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse - Posts 301-400

The horse is a gelden. His name is mulehead. I don't really know how old he is or how tall he is. But he is a good horse. He rides real good. If you are looking for a real good riding horse, heres your chance to get one. If you have any questions or is interested in Mulehead please give me a call at 000-000-0000 or 000-000-0000 or you can e-mail me at XXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com and please if you e-mail me put the subject as Mulehead. Thank you have a nice day.

Geeze. What can I even say about this? I mean, if you have half a head you understand how terrible this is. I mean, he doesn't know anything about this horse (or basic grammar for that matter).

Thanks to Heather H.!

Some Things You Just Don't Need to Know

2010-07-08T13:10:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse - Posts 301-400

he will stand until sold very gentle no bite no kick you can tuch him anywere including his balls and peanus I can email pictures to you I also have two others standing at stud a palimino mustang and 1 quarter horse sorrel pluss one palimino filly for sale.

This is just gross and unnecessary. If someone comes and looks, you can inform them of this particular gentleness. But really, it's not something you just want to put out there.

Thanks to Lisa A.!

Read Into It

2010-06-28T16:27:00.001-05:00

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11 year old , Gelding, very genital, broke to ride, easy to lode!! I have papers for him!! 15 hands! Email me for Pictures!!! Delivery could be arranged??? 1-000-000-0000 Mike

If you didn't get it the first time, read it again.

Thanks to Helen!

Preach It!

2010-06-16T16:53:00.001-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse - Posts 301-400

if you're looking for a horse that is completely broke & safe for your kids then you probably want to consider spending more money than $500... lots of horses out there for cheap but for $500 you're gonna get a $500 head-ache.

I have wanted to say this so many times.

Thanks to tnnwlknhrslvr!

A New Thing

2010-06-10T13:27:00.004-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Manerva is a flea bitten gray and about 13 years old. She is up to date on all her shots. She is 2D barrel horse and has been shown latly and has placed 3rd or 4th every time. She has also been run on goat tying and has placed 1st everytime. Anyone can ride her . She is easy to catch and will stand for the farrier. She is SOUND. Please call 000-000-0000 DO NOT EMAIL

So today I'm doing something a little different since I thought dear Lindsey said it so well with her opinions that accompanied the ad in her email: Um, ok, doesn't SOUND like a bad ad. But look at the pictures! THAT is supposed to be a 2D barrel horse?!? How? She has NO back end! (and SUCH a nice long back to go with it *eyeroll* She doesn't even look like she could CANTER without falling over, let alone run a barrel pattern!) So apparently she's been 3rd or4th every time she's been shown lately. I bet I can guess how many horses were in the class! LOL

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

horse it is paso

2010-06-09T19:51:00.003-05:00

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him is a gray he is 10 yr. old him could be a nice show horse for 4 -h and he is fast (000)0000000

Well, that's nice. It's good to know about your horse. I guess you're not trying to sell him or anything, but maybe you just weren't really sure how to communicate... anything.

Ok, I lost who sent this to me, so if it was you, speak up in the comments! I'm sorry!

Check Out These Duds!

2010-06-08T10:43:00.002-05:00

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black n white mare and a black n white colt only 1 day old
very gentle and easy to catch nice outfit
400.00 for both of them

He has a nice outfit? I suppose he means he has nice markings, but I've never heard of it being called an outfit before. Not that you could tell - those pictures are awful. Sometimes creativity does not play to your advantage.

Thanks to Liz B.!

Sometimes I Foget About You, But Not Today!

2010-06-07T16:36:00.002-05:00

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I have a beutiful Thruabread regestered horse for sale, or will trade for a gental horse that a beginner could ride.She is 9 yrs. old, female, not fixed, with dood blood line, nice breeding option, with papers.Good rider with expierieanced rider.If interested,call Tonyat (000)000-0000 any time

A Thurabread, huh? Got a dood blood line and papers? Well, obviously she's a good breeding option! I guess I better pick up the phone and call Tonyat.

Thanks to Jenn D.!

But He's Such a Gentlemen!

2010-06-03T10:30:00.003-05:00

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i have a paint stallion a stud he is 14.2hh 5 yr old he is a gentlemen he doesnt kick or bite the mares can hand serve or paddock its up to you service fee is 600 throws colour 95% has 6 on the ground and more on the way can view his daughters and son email me on XXXXXXXXXXXXXX@gmail.com

Ok, so first of all this horse should not be a stud. There's absolutely nothing special about him.

Second of all, what's up with the kid in a great big huge saddle and no helmet? She's choking him! And! He's wearing a halter under his bridle. Seriously? Because, at least in my part of the world, we only do that with greeeenies.

Third of all, I understand trying to make the horse look even by tilting photos, but they really should download Picassa for free. It does this much better than whatever crap program they used.

And finally, he does not throw color 95% if he only has 6 foals on the ground. That's a statistical impossibility.

Thanks to Lylah E.!

Um No

2010-06-02T13:15:00.001-05:00

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reg. paint
4 year old red and white tobiano mare
green broke, continuing training
very quiet and willing
15.2hh
performance bred
sonny dee bar, medecine host on top
and sir quincy dan, chiefs robinhood , two eyed jack on the bottom
would make a great addition to your breeding program
or a good trail horse

No. He would not make a great addition to any breeding program.

Thanks to Agnes C.!

No Horse No Foul

2010-05-27T14:21:00.002-05:00

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looking for a horse that is well broke, between the ages of 3 and 14. Must be sane and a kind horse. Also may be intrested in a foul, gender of either dosen't matter. Please send pictures and prices for what you have...

I would like a horse or something grossly offensive to the senses. Whichever is fine.

Thanks to buteo04!

Learn. To. Ride.

2010-05-24T20:50:00.001-05:00

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Very sound 10 yr 16.2 H dark bay gelding. Built up hill .

He is extremely sweet. Needs a quiet confident rider.

Sold to really good home only.

He's a great boy and fun to ride. Has a lot more jump in him.

His price is $25,000.00

Wow. I would totally buy this horse! If he still looks decent with that sack of potatos on his back, just think how wonderful he would be with someone that can actually ride!

Thanks to samphire!

How Not to Angle Your Camera

2010-05-11T19:55:00.001-05:00

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Appy Mare 9 yrs old breen broke. She comes with her vision impaired half sister for free. (She can see out of one eye) Both were started, have very nice temperments, not wild or bad, just need work. I do not have the facilities or the help to work these mares. They must go together. Call 000-000-0000 for more info or email.

Ahhh! A two-headed horse! Hahahaha!

Thanks to Christina S.!

Well.

2010-05-03T18:46:00.001-05:00

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VERY broke and well mannered I HAVE TO HAVE SOLD ASAP to pay for the hauling of my dead horse price is firm you cannot get a better horse for this price! he is a quater horse no papers no vices slow and steady even good with kids !

Doesn't this just seem a little harsh? I mean, we don't really need to know why you must sell your horse ASAP. The details are just a little too much.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

I Honestly Don't Even Know What to Say

2010-04-28T20:48:00.002-05:00

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I HAVE A THROUGBREED HORSE AT I DONT NO IT SHE IS PREGNANT BY A ANOTHER HORSE OR A DONKY OR MITE BE PREGNANT BY A JACK SHE IS A TALL HORSE SHE IS ABOUT 5 OR 6 MONTHS NEED TO SALE HER FAST HER NAME IS SPIRIT FOR MORE INFO CALL TRAVIS AT 000-000-0000 DONT E MAIL SHE LOADS GOOD THANKS SHE GOT A NEW HAIR CUT NOW

Um. Well.

Thanks to lifeintechnocolour!

I Guess It Seemed Like A Good Idea at the Time

2010-04-27T20:49:00.002-05:00

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Hi! I've got a cute lil pony for sale. When I bought him, the previous owner told me he was two and a half years old... I wanted to breed him to my lil red & white mare....... Well, he isn't interested, yet!! And I think he is barely getting close to two years old....
and he was bay in color... I wormed him and he changed colors!! He is getting lil white spots all over his hips! She called him "Captain" - we changed his name to "BUM!" lol - Captain just didn't fit him!
So, we started working with himand saddling him. Used him Saturday for 5 hours on a pony ride and he was sweet - but I'm needing one to breed my lil mare to and I don't want to wait!! So, I'm selling this one cheap so I can buy me an older one - or trade!!

Oh. My. Goodness. I honestly don't think I have any commentary that you can't come up with yourself. I mean, she bought a (possible) yearling to breed to her fugly little horse. And then she wormed him and he changed colors? Seriously? Just. Yeah.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Magpie

2010-04-26T19:34:00.001-05:00

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Acrobatics on horseback! Such a good idea! And that horse looks really mad. I wonder what happened 5 seconds later when he rolled off that horse's back end?

Thanks to Maggie S.!

Black and White Paint

2010-04-22T20:19:00.001-05:00

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Black and white paint,in great health,15.3 hands,gelding,needs experienced rider, priced at 1800 o.b.o

Ewww. What is that? I know that's not a horse. He looks like an overgrown dog with a strange head shape!

Thanks to horselover_sg!

Dumb.

2010-04-21T18:10:00.003-05:00

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Free Horse to good home..Rilie is a two year old stud..He is in great shape..We got him for an 11 year old girl last year..He is too much for her to handle and has been running with a mare..He does rear up and bites..He needs someone who is EXPERIENCED. Rather than getting him fixed, we chose to get a broke horse for our daughter. He was really gentle until he started feeling his wild oats!!! If interested..I will e-mail photo's..Only contact me if you are serious and really care about animals......Thanks for looking.....

I'm not so sure it's those wild oats he's feeling. How about those stud hormones? Do ya think those might be affecting him a little bit?

I like that the alternative to getting him gelded and trained was just going and buying a broke horse. Awesome! Another one to the packing plant...

Thanks to Kari H.!

What $200 Will Buy You

2010-04-20T17:22:00.001-05:00

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I have a 3 or 4 year old mare red roam horse for sale. She is saddle broke but she need an experance horse handler. I dont have time to do anything with her because im pregnant. she has had her feet done in january. you can reach heather at 000-000-0000 if there is no answer please leave a message and I will get back to you. Im asking 200.00 for her

A red roam horse, huh? And, wow! She had her feet done in January. Obvously, you're quite the responsible horse owner.

Thanks to Rachel B.!

April 19

2010-04-19T18:02:00.003-05:00

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GOURGES 3 1/2 YEAR GELDING REGESTERD BUCKSKIN PAINT HULTER BROKE, BATHS, CLIPS, AND RODE AROUND PASTURE AND YARD NEEDS EXPERIENCE RIDER EAGER TO LEARN READY GREAT 4-H HORSE LOVES TO PLEASE YOU . PRICE IS FRIM CALL 000-000-0000

Just a little goofy. I do, however, really like the name "Gourges." How do you think that's pronounced?

Thanks to Melissa M.!

Today I'm asking you to take just a second of your day and pray for all those affected by the Oklahoma City Bombing.

Let it All Hang Out... Or Don't

2010-04-06T21:52:00.002-05:00

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This warmblood is 14.2 and 2 years old. Gentle but not broke, he needs to be worked. He has not yet been gelded. He is a very pretty mover, he would make a really nice dressage prospect. He is a grey/black roan. He looks dark in the picture but is mostly grey. We won't use him so he needs to find a new home. Make me a reasonable offer or I would trade for? Good home only

Uh... really? I just have to marvel at some of the pictures people will put on ads. Alright, so he's pretty and they're pretty good pictures and all, but did it not seem just a little... gross to you? Like maybe people would be preoccupied by it?

Thanks to Pamela G.!

April 5

2010-04-05T20:06:00.001-05:00

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Coby- Handsome 7yr, 16hd, Chestnut TB Gelding. This horse does it all!!! He is awesome on trail, jumps, and does tricks! Coby is very comfortable with 3 smooth gaits and uphill great canter!! He is very bold and not spooky at all. Coby can be ridden into the trailer or be handwalked by a toddler. Very sweet with lots of room to go in any direction. Needs someone with experience. Changes, clips, trailers, ties. $1,500. MOTIVATED SELLER!! Credit Cards Accepted. Please contact: J&J Performance Horses

This is me, reading this ad: Good. Good. Good. Why did I get thi... ohhh. What in the...?

Thanks to Samantha G.!

Spring!

2010-04-03T20:45:00.003-05:00

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spring will be here in no time now!

So you're getting a special Saturday night post. Mostly because I feel really guilty about forgetting you guys on Monday... and Tuesday and Wednesday and Friday.

But also! Spring is here! Along with awful lime green text and silly-looking ads!

Happy April Fools!

2010-04-01T17:55:00.001-05:00

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Shetland pony

4 yrs old

Not gelded

Not saddle broken

FREE to good person.

MUST BE ABLE TO PICK IT UP.

Weak need not apply.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Natural Selection

2010-03-25T20:13:00.001-05:00

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These horses are all groomed and cared for daily by kids. They are all UTD on shots & wormings. They all load, haul, bathe, clip. and stand for the farrier. We have everything from potential prospects to seasoned and finished horses. All of our horses are healthy and gentle. Easy to catch and handle. We have mares & geldings. All different blood lines. These horses have all been shown consistently. They are truly Great Horses. Call or text us to see your new horses today... (000)000-0000 Thanks & God Bless

Parenting FAIL. Just... fail.

Thanks to Karen G.!

Ms. Pam

2010-03-23T21:39:00.003-05:00

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Hi my name is Ms.Pam and my wonderful loyal horse is named Beauty..Hopefully this ad will not get flagged . For more info and times You can contact me threw craigslist and we will see how much fun we can drum up for the summer.I am a individual horse owner that wants to help people fallow their dream of Riding & being horse smart....Thank you and have a great day!!

Ohhh goodness. So, how do we feel about this woman who wants to be a trainer? Personally, I do not support these small-time, one-horse lesson operations. I just think people are setting themselves up for problems. BIG PROBLEMS. I know this woman is trying to be kind and make a little cash, and who could blame her. But this just is something that would never seem like a good idea to me. I'm not sure why it appeals to so many others. But maybe you feel differently?

The spelling! I'm pretty sure any legal document she tried to write would probably be rendered void because no one would be able to make out what she was trying to say.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Attack of the Fuglies

2010-03-22T18:49:00.002-05:00

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This mare is only green broke but very laid back, she just needs some more training. She is 5 years old. She will make a great trail or barrel horse. Her bloodlines include Top Deck,Three Bars,Sugar Bars,King and Joe Hancock.I have her papers and a signed transfer.She is being worked with everyday and her price will go up as she learns. Call Becky at Faith in God Ranch 000-000-0000.(camera made her eyes look bad but she has very healthy blue eyes)

Well, the text of the ad isn't stellar, but it'll do. The actual horse, on the other hand, makes me want to scratch my eyes out. What's worse is that they are aware of her terrible conformation and have attempted to hide it with that saddle.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Quick

2010-03-17T16:53:00.001-05:00

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I have the horse for you, shes a 12 years old quarter horse, she stands at 15.5 to 16 hands tall. This mare is trained in ropping, I am unsure wether she is a header or heller. I am not a roper myself I came across her and she wouldnt load, so i bought her from the guy then rode her to my house. She is much better now she will load but will not yet tie into the trailer. She is a good horse will do almost any thing you ask, she flexes her neck, backs up, and will side step. This horse hasn't bucked me, kicked at me, or even bit at me. I have other horses and dont have the time for this sweet girl she is ready for her forever home. Im asking 1200 becase i was told she is realy good at roping shes fast and easy to work with. she will need to be ran before she is test rode i havnt got a chance to ride her in a while but she should do fine. If you have any more questions please feel free to text or call at 0000000000

If you're not a roper, why would you buy a roping horse? What's the point?

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Haven't Seen One of These in Awhile

2010-03-16T14:22:00.001-05:00

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Buck is 15 years old, 14.2 (approx) . He's been used as a 4H and a trail horse. My daughter has lost interest and he needs a job. I've ridden him on the trails and he did great. He also did a few rodeos.He loads well and loves attention. Probably needs a rider with some experience.

If that horse is a buckskin, I'm the queen of England.

Thanks to Shannon G.!

How Was Your Monday?

2010-03-15T20:11:00.002-05:00

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Daisy is a 8 year old mustang mare. She has been rode. She needs someone to work with her. She is scared of people but after u catch her she is great. She may or may not be pregant....not sure...We dont have the time to work with her. $200 OBO TO A GOOD HOME ONLY......................U can call 000-000-0000 or cell number 000-000-0000.

Of course she might be pregnant (or pregant -- haha)! And she's scared of people! Because this is just the kind of horse everyone wants to buy right now!

Thanks to Katelyn W.!

Saturday Special!

2010-03-13T11:46:00.003-06:00

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Registered Peruvian Stallion Gabriel NSR (dual registered) he is broke to ride and has lots of animation and a very smooth gait. Partial trades will be considered. Gabriel has a tendency to through a lot of animation and he throughs a lot of big black baby's! I also have another add here on Craiglist for a Peruvian gelding for sale (take note- the chestnut and the black are Gabriels offspring) Sorry these pics are not the best, I took them with my phone.

I don't think the problem with the pictures is that you took them with your phone, sweetie. Could you really not wait to take pictures until there wasn't a blizzard going on?

Thanks to Helen!

The Lucky Hustle

2010-03-10T18:46:00.002-06:00

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Halter and western pleasure breed. SIRE HIGH POINT WESTERN PLEASURE KHSC IN MISSOURI DAM ONLY SHOW 4H THEN BECAME BROOD MARE SHOULD DO IT ALL EX BLOOD LINES THANK YOU if he sells now price will go up BRIAN CORUM 000 000 0000 day night 000 000 0000 he is a good boy make offer he is laid back the invester, huslers old man dont need another stud wanted filly just want to move him have too many to work dont want to go to waste he is two now likes to be messed with

Geeze. Sometimes I swear these ads are just written in a different language. And that language has no punctuation or capitalization rules and doesn't have standardized spellings for words.

Thanks to Chris C.!

Free Quarter Horse Mare

2010-03-09T17:22:00.003-06:00

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I had found a home for her, but they never came to pick her up. She is a 5 y/o Registered Quarter Horse mare. She is a sweet horse to handle on the ground. She rarely spooks and gets along well with other horses. She leads, ties, bathes, clips (anywhere but her lower lip. I don't know why?), stands for the farrier, loads into a trailer, lunges, backs well, and was starting to work on a pivot. I am giving her away as a pasture pet. She is not broke to ride and, in my opinion, nobody should ever try to break her. I do not advise breeding her either. She is blind in one eye, but she gets around fine. I will sign her papers over to the new owner. She is up to date on coggins, and her vaccinations will be good into late spring. She is an easy keeper and loves attention. She would be perfect for someone who loves horses but can not ride. I hate to just give her away, but I am leaving the state for a job and I need to downsize. Please READ the WHOLE ad before emailing me.

Ok, today we have an opinion ad. Is this person being appropriately cautious, or downright rediculous? And not riding her is one thing, but what about not breeding her? (Yes, I know that no one should be breeding anything right now, but this girl has a long life ahead of her.)

Thanks to BarrelRacing101!

I Swear I Didn't Forget About You

2010-03-08T18:06:00.003-06:00

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15.1 HAND BAY STALLION, BEEN SHOW SOME, HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME FOR HIM. HE HAS A VERY GOOD TEMPERMENT, EASY TO HANDLE, WILL HAVE ONE BABY THIS SPRING. HE IS TOO PRETTY TO GELD, THAT CAN BE SOMEONE ELSES DECISION. HAD SECOND BABY THIS YEAR AND HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME MY HORSES NEED.

Hmmm. Well, he seems to be a fine little horse, but I'm not quite sure he's worth $1,500,000! I would hope it's a typo, but in this case, I'm not quite convinced. And if they really are trying to sell him for $1,500,000, wouldn't you think they would at least try to make it look professional (like, not in all caps)?

Thanks to Sterling B.!

Picture Fail

2010-02-22T20:35:00.002-06:00

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The text of this ad is actually quite good, but, uh, check out the first picture. Yeahhh.

Thanks to Abby N.!

What...?

2010-02-16T18:00:00.001-06:00

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"Hank" is a 10yo 16.1 TB/QH gelding - rideable and dependable - good trail horse - asking $900 or consider trade for paint mare or gelding - 000-000-0000

10 points to the first person who figures out why this ad is so horrible!! (Hint: the last photo shows it best.)

Thanks to Stacey C.!

Not Much Use...

2010-02-15T21:46:00.002-06:00

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5 yrs old gay stud $ 900.00

Olen Cornelius

000-000-0000 cell

Well, maybe it's just me, but a gay stud doesn't seem like he would be much use! It would probably be better to just geld him...!

Thanks to Stacey C.!

Wait... It's Wednesday?

2010-02-10T17:52:00.002-06:00

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I HAVE A 2 YR.OLD QUARTER HORSE IM SELLIN,HE IS VERY KIND AND BROKEN IN RIDES REALLY GOOD HE IS VERY FAST I HATE TO SELL HIM BUT I LOST MY JOB AND NEED THE MONEY TO PAY BILLS.IM ASKIN $650.00 O.B.O I NEED TO SELL FAST HES A GOOD LISTENER I LT MY 4 YR OLD RIDE HIM SO LET ME KNOW THANKS N GODBLESS IM IN DALLAS AREA

So, today you should just be glad that you're getting any kind of ad. I've been sick the past three days, and I realized about two minutes ago that it's Wednesday.

But! Don't let me rain on the parade of horrible ads! Enjoy!

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

A Reminder for the Weekend

2010-02-05T21:56:00.002-06:00

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Indy is a beautiful bay gelding with the sweetest disposition. He is slightly herd bound with my other horses but we are working with him on that. Picture was taken last May, about 3 mos. before we got him. I would like someone in 4H to benefit from learning how to care for and train a horse from the ground up. Indy loads, bathes, stands in cross ties and takes a western saddle all beautifully. He has not had a bit in his mouth that I know of but based on the ease with which we put a saddle n him, I suspect that this also will come easily. His lease will be free, I just ask for $200 a month to assist with his board and care. He is in Woodinville. The facility has Indoor and Outdoor arenas, a Roundpen and is a short walk to an hours worth of trails. You will have full access to him anytime you wish.

Anyone interested, please feel free to phone me.

000-000-0000

No texts please.

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Evil meddler's please do not bother contacting me. I am not into drama. Find someone else to pick on. I am trying to do right by this animal. He has had enough heartbreak in his short life.

Thank you.

Yeah! You, you evil meddler's [sic]!! She's not into drama so leave her ALONE!! GAH!!

Thanks to Brooke F.! You silly meddler, you!

She fold a thurbread.

2010-02-04T18:53:00.002-06:00

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mare 8 years old no papers in fold 2010 bread to thurbread stallon due in 2 3 mth 4 year old mare bread to same stallon been in pasture so they are utd on all shots no coggin yet ? will see if 8 year ride after baby is here so look and seewhat you like to do they are not free so don;t ask what do you have to ??? call me 000-000-0000 jim not sale barn horses ?

Ok, so I'm pretty sure that English is probably not this person's first language. However, they have given us some hilarious misspellings to giggle at.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Cat Got Your Tounge?

2010-02-03T20:18:00.002-06:00

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7 Year old Paint Mare (greenbroke).

for more information you can call at 000-000-0000 Ej

Apparently this person wasn't even sure that the information "greenbroke" was important. But don't worry, you can call for more information.

Thanks to Katelyn W.!

Mondays...

2010-01-25T18:37:00.001-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Big grade gelding. Been used as a pickup horse until he got hooked by a bull. Think he has a split personality, some days he's great, some days he's a real prick. No secrets here, you need to tranq him to shoe him or he will try and kick your head off. He has been used for branding, moving cows, ranch roping ect. And like I said, some days he is great, we have had beginner riders on him and they have done fine, I have ridden him in the hills or gathered on him and he was fine,He is not great to catch, although we have him turmed out on 140 acres so he can leave if he wants, but in a smaller pen he is much better. he just needs someone that isnt going to take his shit on a regular basis. He needs to be taken and used. If you are looking for a horse that you can ride twice a year, well then this is not the horse for you., But if you use your horse as often as you change your pants then he will probably suit you perfect. We bought him with the intention of selling him and because we have more than enough horses he has gone to the bottom of the priority barrel. He is not a horse for the faint hearted, if you are handy and need a project or if you think you are handy and need to try and prove it. I think he is about 11 years old. 15.3 hands. Anwsers to the name of Dick. Ok, he doesn't anwser, thats just what I call him. $2,500 obo.

Ok, so today I'm busy. I left you a really long, pretty funny ad, so comment away.

Thanks to Cindy!

This Title is Almost Longer Than This Entire Ad

2010-01-22T19:10:00.001-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

boy pony healthy not broke 9 months brown not geilded or up for trade trade 0-000-000-0000

Well, that's all you need to know, isn't it?

Thanks to Jenn D.!

Tiny Pony- Not for Children

2010-01-21T18:51:00.002-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Half Miniature and half Shetland pony, NOT A CHILDRENS PONY, about 35 inches in height. Oreo is a very affectionate pony but he has little man's syndrome and is not an appropriate pony for a child. He has been ground drove but never hooked to a cart. We have a New Zealand fence that he has learned is not "Hot" and he is escaping frequently. Please call with ?? Chris 000-0000 or 000-0000. (A good home is more important then money)

Ok, so it's a tiny little pony. He's being advertised with a picture of a kid riding him, and yet they say "NOT A CHILDRENS PONY." Yes sir, that's the way to do it.

Thanks to Kacy T.!

You're Not the One for Me

2010-01-20T20:30:00.003-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Horse for lease! I have a Paint, gelding, 15'3 hands in height, Strawberry/roan blaze, 18y/o Excellent for O.S.E.T. 4H, Western or English pleasure,or trail. Horse has indoor and outdoor arenas, stall, paddock, and close to trails I will consider full or partial leases. The horse is off 190th and Tillstrom.

I don't believe that I will ever understand people who think rearing looks cool. Yes, it's romanticised in popular culture, but every horse person here knows just how bad it really is. So stop training your fuglies to rear - it's not going to do anything for them but send them to slaughter faster.

Thanks to allincaps!

Pony or Puffball?

2010-01-18T10:25:00.003-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

I have two ponies for sale or free lease to 4-H kids Cody is 3yrs old and a very sweet boy. He ties, loads, lunges, stand for feet to be trimed and I have sat on him a bunch of times and he did awsome but he is not broke yet. asking price for cody is 500 ( Cody has the Star) He is 13 hands right now but is stlill growing

Ryker is 2yrs old and He also ties, loads, lunges and will stand when doing feet. He is just now old enough to break to ride and I think he will do great I have sat on him and he dosn't seem to care. asking price for ryker is 400 (Ryker is laying down) He also is at 13 hands right now and still growing

Both are gaited and have a beautiful Tolt in the feild. (will start breaking untill sold)

If you have any questions or want pics of them you can call me at 000-000-0000

Thank you for your time Rachael

So, in the spirit of equality, today we bring you bad ways to sell ponies!

Thanks to allincaps!

And She Also Flies

2010-01-14T17:58:00.002-06:00

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Precious is a beautiful 4 year old beautiful . She is a Thorough Bred and Dutch Warm Blood Mix. SHe is white with brown spots, a black tail and black and white mane. Very showy. Her daddy does dressage dancing. She is halter broke and leads very well. Very gentle! Loves to be groomed and working on her feet is never a problem. Call 000-000-0000 for more information or go to www.yarboroughacres.com to learn more about her ancestory.

Yes, I'm quite sure she's a "Thorough Bred" and "Dutch Warm Blood." I'm sure her "daddy" also does "dressage dancing." And yes, I guess you could call that "showy." I, personally, would call it "ohmygodmyeyes," but, hey, different strokes for different folks.

Thanks to Anastasia W.!

Better Late Than Never

2010-01-13T21:36:00.002-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

2 year old pony. He has about 60 day of riding on him. And all the kids ride him. He is 12.2 hand tall and I am not sure how much more he will grow. If you would like to to come and see him Please call Evan or Cody at 000-0000.

Ok, so scary. But this is what natural selection is for, yes?

Thanks to Aimee T.!

Monday

2010-01-11T18:21:00.003-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Godzilla is a 15.2hh paint gelding. He is six years old, and has been used for trail rides, playday events, and some cow work. He rides good and is gentle. He is very sure footed and will walk right over puddles and wont break a sweat. He will stand there and let you love all over him. He bathes, ties, loads, and stands for the farrier. He is a good honest horse that you don't have to worry about him trying to buck or run off with you. He direct reins. This gentle giant is so sweet and will just melt your heart!100% Sound guarantee.

$1,000 Firm Call Terry

000-000-0000

To see his video, click here:

http://www.tandchorses.com/horsesforsale.htm

So, you may not be able to see this because the pictures are pretty small, but this guy has a cigarette in his hand in every single picture. Every one!

And if he's so sweet, gentle, and easy to control, why do you have a gag in his mouth? I don't necessarily disbelieve the bit about his character, but you do not need that thing! Put him in a snaffle!

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Rocking Horse

2010-01-05T17:43:00.002-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Big Stout 5 year old gelding. He's a bronc for sure so don't even think this is for your kid, wife, or a string horse. This guy needs someone who can handle him.

We are moving out of state. I have 3 excellent horses and 1 bronc, 2 of which my daughter is keeping and 1 that is a broodmare. Thus remains this guy. Email if you want pictures.

You will need a rope to catch him. Maybe a helmet too. I'm not sugar coating this. He is not an easy horse. Easy keeper, but not very user friendly.

He's not broke. He is halter broke if you can catch the son of a gun.

So if they can't catch him, how do they know he's such a bucker? I guess they attempted training, but obviously didn't get very far. But there is no way they're going to sell this horse to anyone but a kill buyer off an ad like this.

Thanks to Anastasia W.!

Fugliest of the Fuglies

2010-01-04T12:21:00.001-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Yearling stud colt. Needs a good home with lots of food.

If you know he needs food, why don't you give him some? I know it's not that simple for this guy, but come on!

Thanks to Anastasia W.!

Funny Ideas on How the World Works

2009-12-31T10:33:00.002-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

wonderful horse looking for Forever home as someone's main or only horse.

Enjoys trails, camping, going places, staying home, hanging out, showing off, sharing hay, etc.

over 15hds, registered, recently gelded

I started Smoke under saddle as a 5 yr old and have truly enjoyed this wholesome partner

he's Smart! Honorable. Great communicator. Willing. and Patient.

To be sold as a pleasure horse, not a performance horse.

Serious inquiries only. I will not let people "test ride"... he will let me know when he's met the right person, and only they will be graced with experiencing the beautiful riding horse he is. He is not "free"... discussion of his price comes after he decides he's yours.

Thank you and God Bless.

Just a last bit of crazy for 2009. Happy new year!

Thanks to Kari H.!

The Belated Christmas Post

2009-12-29T12:07:00.004-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

I GOT 3

1SPOTED............. 350

1 BAY ............. 750

1 BUTTRERMIK...1250

HAD SOME THESE PONY FOR OVER A YR, 2 ARE GOOD TRAIL PONIES WONT RUN OFF WITH YOU GRAND CHILD THE SPOTED IS ALEAD LINE TYPE BUT GENTEL ALL ARE ABOUT 10 TO 12 YEARS OLD , GOOD HEALTH AND HAPPY HERE CASH WILL MAKE THEM TROT FOR YOU

What kind of color is BUTTRERMIK?

Thanks to Shanna K.!

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

very friendly guy. two year old raised around children from baby. Needs good home. B.O. His name is Dasher. Real sweet . for more details call Vickey. 000-000-0000

His name is Dasher!

Thanks to Shannon M.!

We Didn't Want to Know...

2009-12-18T12:56:00.002-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Last year, I got a beautiful Walking Horse for Christmas. I love him dearly, however I am pregnant and cannot afford to take care of him. I am asking what I paid for him. I got a saddle that was brand new at an auction (western) and have used it a few times but seeing as i live on a farm it is dusty and dirty so i will give it to you for $100, because if you clean it up it will look brand new. This saddle retails for about a thousand dollars and i love it! He is very gentle, not ridden in a while because of my pregnancy, so he needs a little work. I'm 16 and I can control him, but I've been riding since I was little, so he IS NOT A BEGINNER'S HORSE! he is one you may fall off of (he's too small for his saddle & he's very tall) but he has never bucked me or tried to kick me. he had an issue with his shoes once so i went out into the field and removed them by myself! He's very tall. I'm 5'10 and he's my perfect fit. Real skinny, but healthy.I have a bridle you can have as well as a regular halter, cant find his lead. He gets in a trailer fine, walked right in when we bought him. when he trail rides, he likes to be the leader! you cant keep him from other horses or he'll go crazy. he's a GELDING, 6 years old. for any more information or pictures, text 000-000-0000. dont text just for pictures, only serious buyers. price negotiable to good home, but he or his accessories will not go for FREE. i did not acquire them for FREE. Please do not call as i do not answer numbers that i do not know. thank you for looking.

Well, there you have it! A skinny Tennessee Walking Horse for sale by a pregnant 16 year old. You can't make this stuff up.

Thanks to Trageen!

Someone Needs To Punch This Person for Me

2009-12-15T18:52:00.003-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Here is your chace to own a mare who can do it all. i love her to death. but she jsut dosnt have enough color for me.i hate to see her go but i have to sell her so i can get a new one. thankyou for you interest. you can see a video of her on youtube under katie movement. she is broke to ride and goes bareback with just a halter and lead. great with kids. my 5 year old brother walks her around everywhere.

Ok, so besides all the normal bad selling, what is up with those chairs?! This makes me want to beat my head against the wall.

Thanks to Cecilia L.!

Good Ol' Oklahoma

2009-12-09T20:26:00.002-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

sarol color broke to ride needs some work, he needs a good home make an offer please call 000-000-0000 or 000-000-0000

This pic is a year old he is now 14 pluse hands high 4 years old thank you

Bad parenting is admitting to the world that you put your small children on a yearling, and apparently seeing nothing wrong with that.

And, yes, we have come up with a new color! "Sarol."

Thanks to Adena W.!

Yay or Neigh*: Pony Parties

2009-12-08T22:06:00.003-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

We offer LOTS of fun things to do with horses & ponies! Pony Parties- great for holiday events, birthday parties, company events & more! We bring the ponies to you- and can dress them in fun costumes, too! Mommy & Me Program: Mom gets to ride a horse, while your child rides a pony in our coverend arena. A good way tohave fun together! Pony Rides- we offer covered pony rides at our stables. Please call me for details, pricing, etc. Thanks! Deb www.ponyparadiserides.com XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com

Today I want you to tell me what you think about "pony parties." There have been several "pony party" ads featured on this website, but I'm not sure that the concept is totally horrible. If done right, just like everything else, it can be a safe, fun activity. But maybe you disagree? Tell me in the comments!

Oh, and just to prove that this ad does belong here, businesses need to present themselves about twice as well as someone trying to sell a horse. This badly put-together ad simply does not say "professional."

Thanks to Cindy!

*Pun intended.

I Am Cool. I Am Cool.

2009-12-07T19:51:00.001-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Comet is a 7 Yr. old Dapple Grey Pony Mare. She is 41" tall and is a good lead line pony. $400.00.

Queenie is a 7 Yr. old Strawberry Roan Pony Mare. She is 45" tall and she rides good but is a little nervous on the ground. $300.00.

Mary Lou is a 5 Yr. Old Bay Pony Mare. She is 50" tall and she rides good. $400.00.

Call 000-000-0000 for more information.

Yes sir, your manliness atop those tiny little ponies is astounding.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Roll Over

2009-12-04T20:42:00.003-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

This is a great kids pony. She has been there and done that. She has been shown, and gamed, and shot off of. She is gentle enough you can walk out in the pasture and put your halter on and ride her to the barn. She also has been taught to lay down, with just touching her up by the shoulder with your left foot. Any questions just ask!

Yes, any pony that you can turn over and sit on their belly (and not get killed) is probably a-ok for kids. Because, I mean, what kid is stupid enough to do something that dangerous?

Thanks to Nina S.!

How Not to Write an Ad

2009-12-03T16:36:00.001-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

i have 3beautiful horses i am selling due to movin and i cant afford to board them sumwhere so i have 2sell them. one is a 10yr old grey mare broke to ride by those who no how to ride very friendly not real tall but real stocky easy to catch loads n a trailer without any trouble stands for farrier gets along with other horses. second i have a cumin 2yr old pal filly very freindly easy to catch loads n a trailer on her own stands for farrier very beautiful real stocky. last but not least i have a beautiful real stocky. last but not least i have a beautiful paint pony colt easy to catch loads n a trailer stands for a farrier born the middle of april. i will not be givin them away i wantin to find them good lovin forever homes. askin 600$ on the 10yr old grey mare, 300$ on the pal filly, and 100$ on the lil pony. plz dont bother emailin me if ur not seriously interested i need to find them a home soon but if cant i will have to find a place to board them. may be willin to do sum tradin on hayy or a stock trailer for i do have another mare and poa pony i will be keepin @my parents for thats all they have room for is 2.

Teh internetz spek iz not for teh horseee adz.

Thanks to Tracy B.!

Want to Breed Your Mare to This?

2009-12-02T16:29:00.003-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Gorgeous Appy Quarter Horse up for stud. 15.1hh, 6yr old, his mother was a grandaughter of Poco Bueno $250 stud fee. ask for more pics and info. emails are better but may call anytime after noon time. Mariaville, ME

Ok, so I looked and looked and looked at this picture. Normally, when a horse looks this up-hill they're standing on uneven ground. But I looked and I think this ground is actually pretty even. So that makes the fact that he's a stud absolutely terrifying.

Thanks to Sandy!

Context Context Context

2009-11-30T18:21:00.000-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

WORMED, VERY EASY GOING AND BROKE TO RIDE , MY 9 YR OLD SON RIDES HIM BARE BACK. HE IS WHITE WITH BROWN SPOTS,STANDS ABOUT 16 HANDS, TAIL IS SOLID BROWN, MAINE IS HALF BROWN. HAS 1 BLUE EYE...PROVEN STUD, MY MOTHER IN LAW HAS HIS BABY..HAVE 2 MARES THAT ARE PREGNANT BY HIM RIGHT NOW ..HE IS TWH...ASKING $300.00...!!! ONLY SERIOUS ENQUIRIES , YOU CAN COME OUT TAKE A LOOK... EMAIL FOR PICS !!! WOULD LIKE HIM GONE Y THIS WEEKEND ...

"PROVEN STUD, MY MOTHER IN LAW HAS HIS BABY" That is all.

Thanks to Molly P.!

Talk About Adding A Little Color to Your Barn...

2009-11-25T15:53:00.002-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Z-Man is a 3 yr old Chapman Zebra that has been broke to ride. He has been hauled all over the country with a rodeo half-time show where he was ridden and handled by youths. He loads and leads and ties and can be ridden saddled or bareback. He lives with horses, donkeys , cattle or ponies. Video on YouTube. UTD on worming, shots, farrier and Coggins and Health Cert. Call 000-000-0000 or E-mail XXXXXXX@AOL.COM Offered at $10,500. Try this link to YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djY2CZNlQ6U

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Thanks to Sue J.!

And Dot Dot Dot

2009-11-24T19:30:00.002-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

I have a Rare Performer mare that is registered and is 14 years old... Rare Performer foals have earned over 15 million dollars on tne track... also goes back to Native Dancer and other outstanding foundation sires..........................I also have a Appendix mare that goes back to Sticks an Stones and she is 11 years old...He is one of the top racing sires in quarter horse racing.... These mares would foal some great prospects for race horses or barrel horses...please contact me by phone...000-000-0000...Please leave message and i'll call back a.s.a.p....

Ok, so no, the ad text itself isn't that bad (except for those random periods). But, apparently, these people had a little trouble with the photo upload. If you can't see what I'm talking about, click on the ad above.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Family Affair

2009-11-23T18:29:00.003-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

ALL 4 HORSES $750

This is a great Deal !!. They are all healthy and look great.

This is the whole family. Mother - has halter on, and with the 2 colts. Father is in background. There is also a side shot of the Father in the one photo that he was walking.

Father and Mother is about 5 years old. Colts are one and a half and the other was born in July

They have not been worked with but are nice horses.

I do not have time to put into them and I would love to see them go to someone who would enjoy them.

They do not have there Coggins. They all have been with me since they were born.

I would be willing to BARTER. Let me know what you have to trade.

Call me at 000-000-0000 or email to this posting.

Thank you

Why are these people talking about these horses like they're a family? "Mother?" "Father?" That's just weird.

And, they are willing to BARTER. That's right, BARTER.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Extra Special Stupidity

2009-11-20T18:35:00.003-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

HI, TOBY IS 6 YEARS OLD THAT IS STILL A KID HE TWERLS AND PLAYS WITH SOCCOR BALL'S, ROP'S, ORANGE CONS AND ANYTHING THAT IS LONG.

NOW, ABOUT HIS RIDING, HE IS AN X- HUALTER HORSE UNTIL HE WAS 2 YRS THAT'S WHEN HE WAS TURND IN TO A RIDING AND COULD BE A SHOW HORSE (BUT) THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE, HE'S HAD 90 DAY OF PRO. TRAINING FROM DON VANMERSBERGAN WITCH IS PROMBLE THE BEST TRAINER IN WHATCOM COUNTY.

COME OUT AND RIDE HIM YOU WILL BE IMPRESSED IF YOUR NOT I WILL PAY FOR YOUR GAS, I NO HE CAN BE A GOOD GAMING HORSE AND OR ? BUT JUST TO LET YOU NO HE HAS TRAIND ON A LOCAL DRILL TEAM THE (MOON LIGHT RIDERS) AND HAS HAD MANY TRAIL RIDES.

HE IS 16 HANDS WEIGHT ABOUT 1200+ GREAT HORSE YOU WILL LOVE HIM. REG. NAME SMOOTH TOWN PAGE (TOBY)

E-MAIL XXXXXXXXXXXXXX@verizon.net 000-000-0000

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY COME PREPARED TO RIDE HIM I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO JUST COME LOOK WE HAVE ALREADY HAD THAT!! THAT WANTED TO OFER ME $1000 FOR HIM THAT WAS AN INSALT, SO GIVE ME A OFFER THAT IS NOT THAT STUPID; PLEASE I DO NO HOSES.

Wow, when you take a break from these ads you loose your immunity! I absolutely felt like I was getting screamed at about the amazing-ness of this "haulter" horse.

And, please, these people "do no hoses" so don't even try!

Thanks to Valerie J.!

We're Baaack!

2009-11-19T19:30:00.002-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Gruella Stud, proven color producer! He has thrown color every time, buckskin, dunn, gruella, black.

Mouse is 7 years old and has been ridden, so safe to say green broke. He is about 15.1 about 1200 lbs. He is well mannered and ready to have a job. He is an easy keeper, and he is easy on fences. He does not have papers but can be registered by the buckskin registry.

Coem see him and soem of his babies!

Call or email Randi 000-000-0000

Wow! Are they saying that every time they breed their horse, the baby comes out with a color!? That is so unusual! Of course, the babies can't be registered - "Mouse" isn't. But they have color!

The misspellings of "coem" and "soem" bother me. Apparently, they really don't know how to spell these words - they're misspelled in very similar ways.

Thanks to hntp467! And, yes, my computer is fixed, so expect a more regular posting schedule.

An Update!!!

2009-11-09T18:07:00.002-06:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Candy is a great horse. Shes a big powerful strong fast horse. Shes a team penning horse in the past and she can move. She can turn a dime on a turn. Shes beautiful. But she likes a confident rider. She bond with you only if she respects and likes you. Then shell give you her whole heart. She lay it all line for you. She bonded with my son who is 18. Anything he wants she does. I think shed give her life for him. The only reason im selling both horses is my boys drive now and chase girls. No time to work horses. Like i said in Hollywoods ad, we are getting ready for a new grandbabe in march and im selling horses and to only run a pony for the grandbabe. Both horses are coming with tack, also in great shape. Im asking 950 for candy, more than hollywood because she needs no other work. Shes ready to win for you. Melissa Serious buyers please.

How to bond with this horse 101: She bond with you only if she respects and likes you. Then shell give you her whole heart. She lay it all line for you.

How to price horses 101: Im asking 950 for candy, more than hollywood because she needs no other work.

Thank you, wise Melissa Serious.

Thanks to Rachel B.!

Technical Difficulties

2009-11-07T15:47:00.002-06:00

So, my laptop died. Completely. And my other computer is total crap.

And you will have to be patient while I take a break. Sorry, guys.

Rare Find!

2009-10-28T19:37:00.001-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

I am looking to sell as a group, or preferably trade for beef cattle, 5 horses. The 2 White ones are both mares ages 3 and 4. The Grey one in the middle of the two white ones is a stud colt age 2. The dark brown horse is a gelding about age 11. The Tri color Paint is a stud about age 12 (rare find). If you have any questions please feel free to email me.

A 12 year old, fugly, bay paint is a rare find? Obviously, they haven't seen this site.

Thanks to Kathy B.!

The Pony of Your Dreams

2009-10-23T17:05:00.001-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

trained to do small rears and side steps. has a heart freeze brand. she will make a great horse for a little girl 000-000-0000 15.1 hands 12yrs old

Yes, a heart-shaped freeze brand is a good reason to buy your daughter a pony!

Enjoy your weekends!

Thanks to Grace C.!

Tricky

2009-10-21T21:01:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

She is black with a white stripe, and one white sock. She is super smart, and gentle! She leads and is easy to catch. She bows down! She learns really fast and she will make a child a great horse one day. She will be about 15 hands.

She is a quarter horse and she has a current coggins. We need to thin down the herd.

$300 Or Best Offer

Charlotte

000-000-0000

Y'know, when I got this ad I was a little bit excited. They said she did tricks! Well, it turns out, she does a trick. Unfortunately, this singular trick also seems to be her major selling point. Being able to do a trick should never be the major selling point.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Maybe? But Also Maybe Not.

2009-10-20T20:33:00.003-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

I have a registered black Thorobred mare she is 12 years old and maybe expecting to foal this spring, if so you can register it as a thorobred also, because the stud she was bred to is a regestered Thorobred andd im pritty shure she is.....she is green broke I've rode about ten times....

Thorobred? Really? And another great example of irresponsible breeding - because we really need more "Thorobreds." But obviously this is a quality horse... he can be registered... maybe.

Thanks to jss030208!

Foal!

2009-10-19T18:15:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

I HAVE A WONDERFUL 4 MONTH OLD COLT, HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO BE TALL, I DO HAVE A HAULTER AND LEAD ROPE ON HIM, AND HE WALKS WITH THE ROPE JUST FINE, I JUST DONT HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE TO TRAIN HIM TO HIS FULLIST, HE IS NOT REGISTERED, I DO NOT HAVE A TRAILOR SO I CAN NOT DELIVER HIM, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME OR EMAIL ME,

JENNIFER

000-000-0000

XXXXXXX@XXXXX.COM

Well, I guess we should be thankful that they're not saying things like, "Would make a great stud!"

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

This Ad Will Make Your Day

2009-10-16T14:15:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Red is a super calm, inteligient mare. She clips, bathes, loads, and stand Very still for the farrier. She is great for kids all ages! Loves attention! Rides in a Bosal, shank, and snaffle. She will be Great for Trail and western pleasure, we also do a little bit of calf roping with her and is teaching her basic reining she has fun with it all. She is Really sweet she just loves people!! She is also a very good Halter horse!! the 2 last pictures are her dad and mom!

If you can't see the entire ad, click on the picture.

Yes, that is a Breyer horse. Yes, I am also constantly amazed by life.

Thanks to Jessie L.!

The Best Pictures Ever

2009-10-15T17:13:00.001-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Three Horses for sale. $200 will get choice. 16 month old filly paint, 6 yr old red mare, and a 7 yr old paint mare. Both mares are gentle and rideable, just haven't been rode in a while. Call 000-000-0000 with questions.

If you can see 'em, you can have 'em!

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Time to Move On

2009-10-13T10:12:00.001-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Hi this is Magic, he is a beautiful black/white pinto tennesee walker stallion. He is a great horse. He isnt trained to be ridden but i know he would be a great riding horse for somebody. I do not have the time to train him. He deserves a great home where someone will ride him and give him tons of attention. I will only let him go to a great home with someone who has horse experience. I have papers for him just ask me about them.

Why, why, why is he a stallion? Can someone give me one good reason?

Thanks to Brianna M.!

Maybe You Should Wear a Helmet

2009-10-07T16:06:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Pa Jones bred barrel horse, Howdys Tardy Blues. Seven year old 15 hand registered APHA barrel gelding, setting number 2 in the 5D BBR circut, has won 2 saddles and several buckles. Dam has over 600 points in the APHA association. Nine months of professional training with Jack Pring. Intermediate to advanced rider. No gate issues, will walk in the arena, runs in a round ring snaffle, sound, well broke, will stand tied to the trailer all day, good for farrier, no buck, rear, spook, or bolting. UTD on shots and hoof care. Would easily work into western or english pleasure, possible jumper. Only selling because we have a personality conflict. Will consider trade for horse of same calibur (selling for far less than investment, we have about 10,000 in training). Contact Rosalee at 000-000-0000. Thanks for looking.

That may possibly be one of the scariest pictures I have seen. It just screams, "IMPENDING DOOM, THIS WAY."

Thanks to Angie L.!

This is What I Will Call Trailers from Now On.

2009-10-05T18:37:00.003-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

i am posting this up on behalf of my dads friend. this horse is tamed and anyone can ride it. it comes with the carrier as well, have to sell asap because he is going to mexico so he needs it gone. for more details call me at 000-000-0000

This ad reminds me of those little stuffed dogs that would come with cages and vet kits. I always wanted one... now I can have one... life sized! Do you think he comes with vaccinations?

Thanks to Jill F.!

How to (Re)Write an Ad

2009-10-03T11:06:00.004-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

she is a sorrel filly with a stripe going down her fach and 2 white socks on the back legs you can only pet her will come up for food does not have coggins yet and never been in a trailer will trade for goats more than 2. or a calf or heifer bottle feed do not care or a nice broking horse or just 200 hundred cash i can only send pics by cellphone she is a year old already 14hand or 13 think will get taller email me if you have any questions will trade for a good show pig to or a male boxer or female husky

How about we rewrite some ads today?

I have a sorrel yearling filly. Lots of chrome- big blaze, 2 white socks on her back legs. She's probably between 13 and 14 hands, but, of course, will get taller. Has been living out, so not yet halter broke. You can pet her and she does come up for food. Never been in a trailer. $200 or willing to trade.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

hello my son is selling his beatiful quarter horse his name is rowdy this is aknock out rowdy needs to go fast hes moveing from his house to an apartment rowdy loads easy rides like a dream he loves kids has all shots and needs tlc please give rowdy a good home he likes other horses and gets a long well with other horses hes so sweet hes 4 years old you will love this horse calll damon at 000 -000- 0000 oh yes he said or obo ty damons mom

My son is selling a beautiful 4 year old Quarter Horse, Rowdy. Rowdy rides like a dream, loves kids. Gets along with other horses and is very sweet. All shots up to date. Unfortunately, must make a quick sale. $800 obo. If interested, call Damon at 000-000-0000.

Thanks to Jacqueline L.!

Take a Deep Breath

2009-10-01T18:46:00.001-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

2yr. old chestnut gelding with flaxen mane and tail and four white socks. Registration pending AQPA. Dallas is on track for futurities with 7 months reining training. He is showing tons of talent and is extremely athletic. Dallas has had tons of arena work, has had ropes thrown off him, has been started on the flag and been worked on live cattle. He has also been ridden through the hills on trails and through creeks. He will be an extremely versatile horse and will excel in any direction from reining to heeling to even being a hunter pony. Will make a nice youth show pony in which ever direction is chosen. Recently gelded, has not been ridden so far the month of august while recovering. Bathes, clips, ties, trailers, and stands for the farrier. offered at the low price of $750.00 Must Sell ASAP Guaranteed to vet clean 000-000-0000

Everything that is wrong with the horse show world is represented right here.

How sad.

Thanks to Amanda Z.!

Mars?

2009-09-29T17:35:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

5 year old paint stud. is broke and very forgiving. he is a little hard headed,but has never offered to hurt anyone. may trade for another horse that is completely child safe. we ride him just about everyday. he is 14.2 hands,he loads and baths and stands for farrier. there is nothing wrong with him, just not the kind of horse i can turn the kids loose on. just wormed this week.

In what world can you trade a "broke" five year old stud for a "completely child safe" horse? Please tell me! I would love to visit such a mystical land....

Thanks to Suzanne B.!

They're Just Not Quite the Same as Dogs

2009-09-28T19:32:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Only to a loving family

Halters, bathes, trailers,

and lets you do his feet

has a great personality

Ok, I love my ponies. I really do. However, I would not want one in my house. NEVER.

Am I alone here, or what?

Thanks to Laura W.!

Everyone Has One

2009-09-24T19:59:00.003-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

"Sunshine" is a beautiful registered palomino mare - I hate to part with her, but I need to down-size - too many horses. She is sweet and easy to catch. She leads, loads and stands for the farrier. She is green broke to ride, but still has the "tickles" and will give a buck if touched in the tickle spot. She just needs time, which I don't have. We're asking $1200 or best offer. If your interested, please call 000 000-0000.

Um. Yeah. Not even sure what to say about this one except... tickle spot?

Thanks to WildCaballo!

And Also...

2009-09-23T22:09:00.000-05:00

http://www.babys-heavenly-gaits.com/index.html

Yeahhhh.

If I Were a Pony, I Wouldn't Take it Anymore

2009-09-23T20:58:00.003-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

The blah blah blah I'm making up stuff about my pony section: Chief is a very good pony for someone who knows how to ride. We have put beginners on him, but do not recommend it. All he needs is someone that knows how to ride. He has been used in playdays for spur, poles, straightaways, pylons, baseball, flying w and is used to kids jumping all over him, and does not kick. He has had patterning on all of those events, poles and flying w the most. He is a VERY good jumper, he was just that way when we got him. We are selling because we do not have enough room in our pasture anymore. We have run out of grass, and we have reached our maximum limit of horses. He is actually an appaloosa. We think he has been used for goat tying; if you are running with him and jump off, he will automatically stop where you are with him. Loads, bathes, clips, and everything fine. Would make a great trail pony; we have ridden him in MANY trails, taken him through water, and up and down hills.

The OMG SCARY section: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4yD1pCAPsU

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

MAYBE A LiL BiT

2009-09-22T20:11:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

HE iS ABOUT ONE AND OR MAYBE A LiL BiT OLDER i WANNA SELL HiM BECUZ i WANT A DiFF HORSE THAT IS ALREADY OLD ENOUGH TO START TRAININ OR IS GREEN BROKE HE IS A BAY AND HAS A LIL STAR ON HIS FOR HEAD U CAN WALK UNDER HIM PICK UP HIS FEET WHATEVER U WANNA DO HE IS WILLING I AM WILLING TO TRADE FOR A OLDER HORSE OR SOMETHING I CAN START SADDLE BREAKING. HERE IS MY EMAIL U CAN EMAIL ME ANYTIME whitegirl17@XXXXXXX.com

Yeeeahhh. I think that the best plan for you, whitegirl17, is to just not get a horse when you sell this one, because, really? I don't think you're smart enough to own one. Simple as that.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Luckily...

2009-09-21T16:25:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Six year old Beauty is a Hackney crossed with a Saddle Bred. She is a very sweet horse and loves people. She is between thirteen & thirteen and a half hands high. Beauty is very good with a farrier, and will will raise her legs for you at the touch. She is very beautiful when she runs. She is saddle and harness broke, but hasn't been in a harness for two and a half years. We have ridden her, and rides nice. Beauty also comes with her halter. If you have any questions, please feel free to call Justin at (000-) 000-0000 and will trade for a good desktop or laptop must be in good running condition. $300.00 OBO

Well, I'm glad they said that she's pretty when she runs... otherwise I might have just thought she was that awful looking all the time.

Also, if you call now, you'll get a free halter with purchase!

Thanks to Camille H.!

FridayFridayFridayFridayFriday

2009-09-18T20:54:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

BLACK MARE, THOROW BREAD, U CAN RIDE HER, NO PICTURES. FOR MORE INFO PLEASE CALL 000-000-0000 THANKS

Thanks to Arnett!

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

FREEE TO GOOD HOME 4 YR OLD STUD HORSE 000 000 0000...................GENTLE HAVE HORSE WILL TRAVEL WITH YOU 000 000 0000

Location: OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Thanks to Paul D.!

Show Off

2009-09-17T21:15:00.001-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

this would make a good trail horse he has a hole lot of gait he 1/4 Peruvian and1/4 rackin and 1/2 SSH He is reg with the SSH if You need a good trail horse or a stallion here he is come hacve a look

Breed: Spotted Saddle

Gender: Stallion

Birth Date: Aug 19, 2006

Call Laura at: 000-000-0000

More information at: http://www.equinenow.com/horse-ad-190836

1. Grammar fail.

2. Picture fail.

If you had had a day like mine, you would understand.

Thanks to Christy L.!

AwEsOmE ChiLDs HoRsE

2009-09-16T20:06:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Stormy is a 19 yr young, BEAutiful, Liverchestnut, QTR Horse, Mare, approx 15 hh. She's a GREAT, 1st Horse & has taught numerous beginners how to ride. VERY Calm, Well Mannered, NO spook or Horsey type issues. She prefers smaller riders and is very forgiving of their mistakes, will WaLk all day long, Gives a NiCe jog/trot, or a BeAUtiFuL RocKiNg HoRSe canter if asked. USED for trail riding, along the HWY, lesson horse and just plain FUN! rides the same every time. NOT fazed by 4 whlrs, dogs, trucks or LOUD noises. LeAds, LoAds, & LuNges, Current on everything, Neg Coggins. Good Loving Home A MUST!!

SERIOUS inquiries may email or call 000-000-0000 after 5:00 pm for more information. COME SEE Her Today. price is Firm.

WhAt is UP with the RanDom capiTalization? I understand a few of the caps-locked words are for emphasis, but what about LeAds, LoAds, & LuNges? What is the point?

Honestly, this ad's wording isn't too bad. It's got the important basics and an ok structure. But the freaky capitalization messes it all up.

ThaNks to CaitlYn H.!

Hazards of the Job

2009-09-14T18:13:00.003-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

HORSES

1 MARE SORREL TENNESSE WALKER/QH CROSS FAST WHEN WANTING HER TO GO. BUT A VERY GOOD KID HORSE. POSSIBLY PREGNANT I DONT NOW REALLY RUNS 24/7 WITH A STUD USE TO BE THREE STUDS. BUT I NOW WHICH ONE IF SHE WOULD BE BRED BY, THOUGH IF ANY. HER MOM WAS A BLUE TENNESSE WALKER AND DADDY WAS A QH OF COURSE. 3 YRS OLD. BROKE FOR ANYONE TO RIDE.

1 STUD BUCKSKIN CAN BE SOLD WITH PAPERS OR NOT JUST TRYING TO GET MONEY TO SEND IN PAPERS. HE IS WAS BORN 3-23-07. HE HAS WHITE STOCKINGS AND BLACK SPOTS ON IT THE SOCKS. WONT COST MUCH TO REG. HIM ANYWAYS. GREENBROKE GOING TO BE ABOUT 14-15 HH WOULD BE GOOD FOR LIL KIDS UP TO ABOUT 22 YR OLDS MAYBE LIL LESS. YOU WOULD HAVE TO GUESS FOR YOUR SELF THAT IS WHAT I WOULD DO NOBODY OVER 230 LBS ON HIM FO RSURE UNLESS HE JSUT GOT STOCKY ALL OF A SUDDEN LOL WHICH HE IS DONT GET ME LIEING BUT HE JUST NEEDS WORK TO HELP HIM GET UP THERE. VERY SWEET AND DOCILE. VERY SWEET BOY.

1 SORREL PAINT GELDING GREEDBORKE GOOD BLOODLINES HIS BLOODLINES WILL BE BELOW. HE WAS BORN 3-12-05 PARTIAL BLUE EYE VERY GORGEOUS MARKINGS. HE IS A LITTLE SHY OF PPL. I GO THIM LAST YEAR AND HE WAS A PASTURE HORSE HIS WHOLE LIFE AND THEN I GO THIM THEN I STARTED WORKING WITH HIM SO HE NEEDS MORE TLC. F- FATHER M-MOTHER GFT- GRANDFATHER ON TOP GMT- GRADMOTHER ON TOP GGFT- GREAT GRANDFATHER ON TOP GGMT-GREAT GRANDMOTHER ON TOP THEN SO ON FOR BOTTOM/

Okie dokie. So what should we start with here? All caps? Horrible breeding practices? General stupidity?

Ok, let's start with horrible breeding practices. They let all of their horses run together. Who does that? I mean, I hear about people doing this all the time, but really? What's the point? You obviously don't care about breeding one way or the other, and that horse keeping method seems like it's just asking for a ton of fugly, inbred horses.

And the stupidity? Apparently, their stud is an ideal mount for, "LIL KIDS UP TO ABOUT 22 YR OLDS MAYBE LIL LESS." And then there's this sentence, which makes absolutely no sense to me, "I GO THIM LAST YEAR AND HE WAS A PASTURE HORSE HIS WHOLE LIFE AND THEN I GO THIM THEN I STARTED WORKING WITH HIM SO HE NEEDS MORE TLC."

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Insert Emoticon of Choice Here

2009-09-12T17:54:00.005-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

3 year old Morgan Stallion with one ball

good with people but needs work

please Call 000-000-0000

asking $300 OBO

Uh. Yeah.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

Thanks to Karlie S.!

So Close and Yet...

2009-09-10T20:18:00.005-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

I have 2 horses for sale 1 paint 4 years old female. 1 standerd breed 3 year old female. Neither horse is trained but gentle. 000-000-00000

Or, y'know, gentle-ish. I can get all the way up to 50 feet away before they run! That counts as gentle, right?

Oh, and I have a handy dandy new phone number with eight digits instead of seven. Because I'm cool like that.

Thanks to Camille H.!

Nefarious is a Cool Word

2009-09-09T21:18:00.003-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Free horse tack removal.

Wanted used horse tack.

The older the better must be somewhat clean not looking for sterile! Willing to pick up reasonable amounts within a reasonable distance. Condition of leather or bits or saddles with no stirrups or torn leather will not matter.

Pieces, parts, partial, or whole items will be appreciated.

Ummm... what are you going to do with all of my leather? Because I feel like it may be used for nefarious purposes... like making a giant leather organism to take over the world.

Ok. Yeah... I'm going to bed now.

Thanks to Cut N Jump!

100 Followers

2009-09-07T10:29:00.002-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Canadian Dartmoore pony, 9 years old jumps 3'6 jumps, Loves to jump. Does equitation and eventing very well. Classy mover high knee action. Over $5000.00 invested in this pony. Daughter outgrew and dad said sale him. Dont let him slip by he is a nice pony. 000-000-0000

When I first read this ad, I thought, "Well that's not that bad." At that point the picture had not loaded. I simply thought that it was a cute little eq/jumper pony that was outgrown. I was about to delete the email when I noticed that there were pictures that had not loaded. I refreshed and all of a sudden, bad selling galore! How scary is that picture?

And totally not related to the topic: OMG 100 FOLLOWERS, 250 DAILY INDIVIDUAL READERS!!!!! WE'RE MOVIN ON UP! (That was sooo breaking one of the rules.)

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Friday Post: Special Headless Horseman Addition

2009-09-04T17:15:00.004-05:00

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Shasta is a well built Quarter Horse/Appaloosa. She is 15 years old. She's just sittin in that pasture and is riddin every now and then, she is a little out of shape but with exercise she will be pure muscle. She doesnt really like arena work very well, she is patterned for barrels but doesnt like them, she would rather be out on the trails. She has very nice gaits. Not for begginer ridder. Email for more information or pictures.

Ashamed Person #1 hides their head because they know they're not feeding their horse enough.

Thanks to Melissa!

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Registered eight year old 15 hand tall sorrel gelding. Great trail horse, leads, follows, goes out alone or with large groups. Also loads, bathes, clips very well. He has been around steer and has been roped off of a little bit. Handles very well in the arena. All around good horse. Needs an experienced rider, not a beginners horse. Asking $1500.00 OBO. Any questions feel free to ask. 000-000-0000.

Ashamed Person #2 hides his head because he doesn't want anyone to know that he was riding in tennis shoes, but also to show off his amazing Photo Shop skills.

Thanks to Cut N Jump.

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Sugar is about 11-12 hands tall. She will be 2yrs old in october. She has been messed with and been ridden. You can ride her bare back but she dose need more training because she is still young. She dose run fast. Sugar is a people horse she'll let anyone pet her. I really love this horse. I will trade her for a good horse that could be good at barrel racing

i really want to sell her over $500 or more

thanks

E-mail XXXXX_XXXXXX@XXXXX.XXX

call me 000-000-0000

Ashamed Person #3 hides his head because he knows it's wrong to ride a 2 year old... and does it anyways.

Thanks to Caitlyn H.!