A Reminder for the Weekend

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Indy is a beautiful bay gelding with the sweetest disposition. He is slightly herd bound with my other horses but we are working with him on that. Picture was taken last May, about 3 mos. before we got him. I would like someone in 4H to benefit from learning how to care for and train a horse from the ground up. Indy loads, bathes, stands in cross ties and takes a western saddle all beautifully. He has not had a bit in his mouth that I know of but based on the ease with which we put a saddle n him, I suspect that this also will come easily. His lease will be free, I just ask for $200 a month to assist with his board and care. He is in Woodinville. The facility has Indoor and Outdoor arenas, a Roundpen and is a short walk to an hours worth of trails. You will have full access to him anytime you wish.

Anyone interested, please feel free to phone me.

000-000-0000

No texts please.

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Evil meddler's please do not bother contacting me. I am not into drama. Find someone else to pick on. I am trying to do right by this animal. He has had enough heartbreak in his short life.

Thank you.

Yeah! You, you evil meddler's [sic]!! She's not into drama so leave her ALONE!! GAH!!

Thanks to Brooke F.! You silly meddler, you!

She fold a thurbread.

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

mare 8 years old no papers in fold 2010 bread to thurbread stallon due in 2 3 mth 4 year old mare bread to same stallon been in pasture so they are utd on all shots no coggin yet ? will see if 8 year ride after baby is here so look and seewhat you like to do they are not free so don;t ask what do you have to ??? call me 000-000-0000 jim not sale barn horses ?

Ok, so I'm pretty sure that English is probably not this person's first language. However, they have given us some hilarious misspellings to giggle at.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Cat Got Your Tounge?

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

7 Year old Paint Mare (greenbroke).

for more information you can call at 000-000-0000 Ej

Apparently this person wasn't even sure that the information "greenbroke" was important. But don't worry, you can call for more information.

Thanks to Katelyn W.!

Mondays...

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Big grade gelding. Been used as a pickup horse until he got hooked by a bull. Think he has a split personality, some days he's great, some days he's a real prick. No secrets here, you need to tranq him to shoe him or he will try and kick your head off. He has been used for branding, moving cows, ranch roping ect. And like I said, some days he is great, we have had beginner riders on him and they have done fine, I have ridden him in the hills or gathered on him and he was fine,He is not great to catch, although we have him turmed out on 140 acres so he can leave if he wants, but in a smaller pen he is much better. he just needs someone that isnt going to take his shit on a regular basis. He needs to be taken and used. If you are looking for a horse that you can ride twice a year, well then this is not the horse for you., But if you use your horse as often as you change your pants then he will probably suit you perfect. We bought him with the intention of selling him and because we have more than enough horses he has gone to the bottom of the priority barrel. He is not a horse for the faint hearted, if you are handy and need a project or if you think you are handy and need to try and prove it. I think he is about 11 years old. 15.3 hands. Anwsers to the name of Dick. Ok, he doesn't anwser, thats just what I call him. $2,500 obo.

Ok, so today I'm busy. I left you a really long, pretty funny ad, so comment away.

Thanks to Cindy!

This Title is Almost Longer Than This Entire Ad

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

boy pony healthy not broke 9 months brown not geilded or up for trade trade 0-000-000-0000

Well, that's all you need to know, isn't it?

Thanks to Jenn D.!