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| From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse - Posts 301-400 |
I have a 4 year old buckskin. fully broke. chestnut colored. 0000000000. ask for jeannie. asking $800. dont have tack or the time to ride her. she loads an unloads fine. you can swim her also. she does pretty much everything.
Yes, that's right. If she loads, unloads, and swims she does "just about everything." Nevermind actual riding.
Thanks to Lindsey H.!
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| From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse - Posts 301-400 |
WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING HORSES FOR SALE.
ALL HORSES ARE IN GOOD HEALTH, AND CAN BE COUGHT.
PICTURE TOP LEFT; THIS IS A 3YR OLD OLD FILLY, A 2 YR OLD FILLY AND A 1YR OLD FILLY
ASKING PRICE IS 500.00 400.00 300.00
PICTURE TOP RIGHT; THIS IS REBEL TENN WALKER 15 YR OLD, GAITED HE HAS A RUNNING WALK THAT WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP. THE CHESTNUT
THE GREY IS DIXIE A 9YR OLD REG PAINT.
ASKING PRICE FOR REBEL IS. 700 OR BEST OFFER
ASKING PRICE FOR DIXIE IS. 1000.00 OR BEST OFFER AND SHE IS BREAD.
THE PICTURE IN BOTTOM LEFT IS MAVERICK OUR STUD, A QUARTER HORSE OFF THE KING RANCH
THE PALAMINO MARE IS SWEETY OUR BRUDE MARE.
THEY ARE THE DAD AND MOM OF THE GIRLS IN TOP LEFT.
WE ARE ASKING 1500.00 FOR MAVERICK, AND 1200.00 FOR SWEETY,SHE IS BREAD BACK.
BOTTOM IS MAVERICK OUR STUD. ONE MAN OF A HORSE.
PLEASE CALL BILL OR SANDY AT 000-000-0000 FOR MORE PICTURES OR ANY QUESTIONS
OR TO MAKE A REAL OFFER ON ALL OR ONE.
THANK YOU
This ad just makes me feel... awkward. I guess other than the terrible spelling and breeding, the rest of the ad isn't that terrible, but that last sentence just makes me feel squeeky.
Thanks to Lindsey H.!
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| From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse - Posts 301-400 |
The horse is a gelden. His name is mulehead. I don't really know how old he is or how tall he is. But he is a good horse. He rides real good. If you are looking for a real good riding horse, heres your chance to get one. If you have any questions or is interested in Mulehead please give me a call at 000-000-0000 or 000-000-0000 or you can e-mail me at XXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com and please if you e-mail me put the subject as Mulehead. Thank you have a nice day.
Geeze. What can I even say about this? I mean, if you have half a head you understand how terrible this is. I mean, he doesn't know anything about this horse (or basic grammar for that matter).
Thanks to Heather H.!
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| From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse - Posts 301-400 |
he will stand until sold very gentle no bite no kick you can tuch him anywere including his balls and peanus I can email pictures to you I also have two others standing at stud a palimino mustang and 1 quarter horse sorrel pluss one palimino filly for sale.
This is just gross and unnecessary. If someone comes and looks, you can inform them of this particular gentleness. But really, it's not something you just want to put out there.
Thanks to Lisa A.!
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| From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse - Posts 301-400 |
11 year old , Gelding, very genital, broke to ride, easy to lode!! I have papers for him!! 15 hands! Email me for Pictures!!! Delivery could be arranged??? 1-000-000-0000 Mike
If you didn't get it the first time, read it again.
Thanks to Helen!
