We Didn't Want to Know...

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Last year, I got a beautiful Walking Horse for Christmas. I love him dearly, however I am pregnant and cannot afford to take care of him. I am asking what I paid for him. I got a saddle that was brand new at an auction (western) and have used it a few times but seeing as i live on a farm it is dusty and dirty so i will give it to you for $100, because if you clean it up it will look brand new. This saddle retails for about a thousand dollars and i love it! He is very gentle, not ridden in a while because of my pregnancy, so he needs a little work. I'm 16 and I can control him, but I've been riding since I was little, so he IS NOT A BEGINNER'S HORSE! he is one you may fall off of (he's too small for his saddle & he's very tall) but he has never bucked me or tried to kick me. he had an issue with his shoes once so i went out into the field and removed them by myself! He's very tall. I'm 5'10 and he's my perfect fit. Real skinny, but healthy.I have a bridle you can have as well as a regular halter, cant find his lead. He gets in a trailer fine, walked right in when we bought him. when he trail rides, he likes to be the leader! you cant keep him from other horses or he'll go crazy. he's a GELDING, 6 years old. for any more information or pictures, text 000-000-0000. dont text just for pictures, only serious buyers. price negotiable to good home, but he or his accessories will not go for FREE. i did not acquire them for FREE. Please do not call as i do not answer numbers that i do not know. thank you for looking.

Well, there you have it! A skinny Tennessee Walking Horse for sale by a pregnant 16 year old. You can't make this stuff up.

Thanks to Trageen!

Someone Needs To Punch This Person for Me

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Here is your chace to own a mare who can do it all. i love her to death. but she jsut dosnt have enough color for me.i hate to see her go but i have to sell her so i can get a new one. thankyou for you interest. you can see a video of her on youtube under katie movement. she is broke to ride and goes bareback with just a halter and lead. great with kids. my 5 year old brother walks her around everywhere.

Ok, so besides all the normal bad selling, what is up with those chairs?! This makes me want to beat my head against the wall.

Thanks to Cecilia L.!

Good Ol' Oklahoma

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

sarol color broke to ride needs some work, he needs a good home make an offer please call 000-000-0000 or 000-000-0000

This pic is a year old he is now 14 pluse hands high 4 years old thank you

Bad parenting is admitting to the world that you put your small children on a yearling, and apparently seeing nothing wrong with that.

And, yes, we have come up with a new color! "Sarol."

Thanks to Adena W.!

Yay or Neigh*: Pony Parties

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

We offer LOTS of fun things to do with horses & ponies! Pony Parties- great for holiday events, birthday parties, company events & more! We bring the ponies to you- and can dress them in fun costumes, too! Mommy & Me Program: Mom gets to ride a horse, while your child rides a pony in our coverend arena. A good way tohave fun together! Pony Rides- we offer covered pony rides at our stables. Please call me for details, pricing, etc. Thanks! Deb www.ponyparadiserides.com XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com

Today I want you to tell me what you think about "pony parties." There have been several "pony party" ads featured on this website, but I'm not sure that the concept is totally horrible. If done right, just like everything else, it can be a safe, fun activity. But maybe you disagree? Tell me in the comments!

Oh, and just to prove that this ad does belong here, businesses need to present themselves about twice as well as someone trying to sell a horse. This badly put-together ad simply does not say "professional."

Thanks to Cindy!

*Pun intended.

I Am Cool. I Am Cool.

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Comet is a 7 Yr. old Dapple Grey Pony Mare. She is 41" tall and is a good lead line pony. $400.00.

Queenie is a 7 Yr. old Strawberry Roan Pony Mare. She is 45" tall and she rides good but is a little nervous on the ground. $300.00.

Mary Lou is a 5 Yr. Old Bay Pony Mare. She is 50" tall and she rides good. $400.00.

Call 000-000-0000 for more information.

Yes sir, your manliness atop those tiny little ponies is astounding.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!